It's me, Jelly!
Or jellyjack cheese, whatever you prefer.
I'm Jelly, and this is a Carrd about me.
I wanted people to get to know me quickly, so here I am!
About Me!
Some things you may want to know
I usually go by Jellyjack Cheese, Jellyjack, or Jelly online.
I'm an adult in my early 20s
I identify as a man, but I'm more accurately described as masc-aligned genderqueer and catgender. My pronouns are he/it/kit.
I'm American, poor, and southern so that's where most of my lived experience is going to come from.
Pan/Demi on both orientations, heavily pro-polyamory, and I'm currently NOT looking to start a relationship.
On the autism spectrum (diagnosed), please be patient with me if I say something bad and bring up the matter IN PRIVATE to gently correct me.
Likes and Interests
Things I find enjoyment in (no particular order)
Doctor Who (2005)
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective (PLAY IT I BEG YOU)
Stardew Valley
Ace Attorney (Fav The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles)
Professor Layton series (Fav Layton x Ace Attorney crossover)
Splatoon
Pokémon
Portal 1 and 2
Sonic the Hedgehog
The Legend of Zelda
Animal Crossing
Miitopia
aliens, monsters, and other supernatural creatures
science, especially theoretical physics
exploring the dynamics between fictional characters, usually via shipping but not always
creating art (drawing, singing, writing)
My OCs
listening to people talk about their passions (even if I have no opinion on your interest, with a few exceptions, I will still listen to you because my friends being happy is important to me :3)
sharing experiences with others (mainly playing video games or drawing on whiteboardfox together)
Dislikes
I don't like these things and would like you to not bring them up around me if you like them.
Anything made by Vivienne Medrano (I hope no elaboration is necessary)
Most things that are currently popular right now as of you reading this (with some exceptions)
Dungeons and Dragons (It's connected to bad memories but not triggering)
Talking about anything in my past (I had a really fucked up life and I don't think you wanna hear about it)
Anything that makes me passionately angry such as politics or things involving people being treated like shit (I have strong opinions and will talk for hours and make myself upset)
Favorite Characters I Relate To Too Much
This is a list of characters I relate to a lot. I no longer consider them kins as it implies you believe you are the character rather than relating to them, and I do not believe I am these characters. I merely see more of myself in them than I reasonably should.
Luigi (Super Mario)
Cyrus (Pokémon)
Guzma (Pokémon)
Sherlock Holmes (ACD short stories)
Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)
Athena Cykes (Ace Attorney)
Ryuunosuke Naruhodou (The Great Ace Attorney)
Herlock Sholmes (The Great Ace Attorney)
The Man in Red (Ghost Trick)
The Mysterious Cat (Ghost Trick)
The Red-Headed Target (Ghost Trick)
Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)
Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who)
Important!
Things you should know
Please tell me if you're a minor or an adult (precise age not required) and whether you're ok with swearing. I swear a lot by default and there are a handful of topics I will avoid around minors because I am not comfortable knowingly discussing them with anyone but fellow adults.
I will occasionally avoid speaking to people because I often convince myself that my company is not valued and that your day would be more enjoyable without my interruptions. Don't be afraid to reach out first sometimes!
I am literally an NPC and have a limited number of topics I can provide meaningful input on. Just because I go NPC mode does not mean I do not value the interaction! I am listening, I just don't know how to respond most times.
I have at least two debilitating personality disorders. I am prone to obsessively thinking about things that upset me as well as having frequent and severe relapses in mental stability. I have trouble believing that my friends enjoy my company and require frequent reassurance. If this is not something you are capable of or comfortable providing, please let me know so I don't become a burden to you.
Dealbreakers
(Note: I know people will ignore DNIs. I don't care.)
PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS.
These are instant dealbreakers for me. If you match any of these, change your mind. Please. You can be better than this.
People who don't like/don't support the queer community
Against contradictory/confusing queer labels
Transphobes/enbyphobes/intersexists
Racists/regular sexists
Anti-xenogender/anti-neopronouns
Acephobes/arophobes/aspec exclusionists
People who dismiss both bisexuals and pansexuals by saying they're the same thing (they are similar but different)
Saying people should kill themselves or that you hope they die regardless of who you're saying it to
Misandrist/transmisandrist/denial that either of those things exist
Misogynist/transmisogynist
Groomer/zoophile (or an apologist for either)
Antifur
Kinkshaming
Untagged forcefem
Fifty Shades of Grey enjoyer
Ableism of all types (especially against the mentally ill)
Accommodation refusal
Refusal to communicate issues in a mature and healthy way
Committing or supporting witchhunting/online harassment/doxxing
Lack of nuance/lack of ability to comprehend nuance
People who unironically subscribe to binary online discourse and pick one of two "sides" when in reality there's almost always nuance to the situation
J.K. Rowling affiliation
Your media literacy is worse than mine (and mine is already bad)
Find Me Elsewhere!
This is where I'm most likely to be or upload content!
Discord: jellyjackcheese
Tumblr: jellyjack-cheese
YouTube: Jellyjack Cheese
Play with me! Here are some places where you can join my games if you have them.
Switch friend code: SW-7034-8543-8422
Pokémon GO friend code: 9534-7443-7135
Roblox username: @ItsSimonBlackquill
PonyTown username: Alien Smoocher
Steam: jellyjackcheese